What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:43

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
Astronomers finally figured out how Pluto cools itself - Boy Genius Report
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
Eric Mangini defends Shedeur Sanders after speeding incidents - New York Post
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Stefon Diggs won’t discuss the contents of his bag on the boat - NBC Sports
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
What are some medical-grade red light therapy devices?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
American Airlines plane diverted because it was too big to land at airport - WKRC
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service